Effex Nightclub

American · Dancing · Albuquerque, NM

3 (71 · Yelp ) ·$$ ·American ·

About

Bar: Full barBest nights: Thu, Fri, Sat

Expect a mixed gay/straight crowd spread across three bars, three dance floors, and a rooftop lounge. Effex Nightclub packs its weekend schedule with open mic nights, live DJs, comedy, and other shows that draw a diverse scene. The upstairs lounge is nicely decorated, while the downstairs dance floor has an industrial, rave-like feel. The outside patio is large and popular in summer.

Everything is open Thursday through Saturday, 9pm to 2am. Bartenders are generally friendly and attractive, but some reviews note inconsistent service and slightly high drink prices compared to the rest of Albuquerque. The front entrance still looks like an office building from the 80s, a quirk long-time locals know. Drinks are well-made, served in 8 oz cups. Go-go dancers and occasional female dancers perform, though the male go-go dancers get mixed reviews. Cover runs $10-$15.

Features

  • Rooftop lounge with a large patio for summer nights
  • Three full bars and three dance floors
  • Open mic, live DJs, and comedy events
  • Go-go dancers and drag shows on select nights

Cuisine

American

Good for

Outdoor SeatingLive EntertainmentBar FoodDancingCocktail LoungeComedy

Practical

Mixed Gay/StraightBike ParkingCredit Cards AcceptedStreet ParkingHas TVFree WiFiFull BarTrendyGood for Groups

Best nights: Thu, Fri, Sat

3

What people say

Rated from 71 reviews. 56 community ratings. View this venue on Yelp

From the community

My last visit was really disappointing. We were in line for drinks when a very rude bartender with a terrible attitude snapped at us and asked what we wanted. I looked at my friend, totally confused about why he was so rude. We got our drinks, and I didn't tip him because of how he treated us. An hour later, we got back in line, and the same bartender yelled that he wouldn't serve us because we hadn't tipped. First, you can't refuse service for not tipping. Second, tips are earned through good service, which he needs to learn. I imagine he costs Effex a lot of money by refusing drinks to non-tippers, and with his attitude, that's probably a lot of people. If you go to Effex, watch out for a bartender who feels entitled to tips but shows no basic decency. - don't bring Mom - ewww - long lines

A visitor · Over a year ago

“Birdcage or Inmates who Pay to Be Here”

Some bouncers seem tense and patrol aggressively between rooms, and not all appear healthy, which hurts the atmosphere. One took my first drink of the night from my table while I was quietly talking to my girlfriend. Also, the upstairs indoor bar charges more for the same drinks available elsewhere in the club.

A guest · Over a year ago

“Great club for the area”

The upstairs lounge is beautifully decorated, and the outdoor patio is large and great for a summer evening. The downstairs dance floor feels very rave-like with high ceilings and an industrial vibe. Unfortunately, the front entrance still looks like an 80s office building and desperately needs an update. The bartenders are attractive and friendly, and the drinks are well-made but a bit pricey for this city. The female go-go dancers are beautiful, but the male go-go boys need improvement.

A recent visitor · Over a year ago

“Joke isn't funny”

It feels like a hidden-camera prank show threw together the cheapest, sloppiest, ugliest dance club imaginable, charged high cover fees, and filmed people's reactions to being tricked. The crowd is about 50% straight girls, 40% skinny twinks, and 10% drug dealers.

A local visitor · Over a year ago

“PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM A DUMP LIKE THIS.”

Listen up, party people. I've been to this place many times and always get bad vibes. The door greeters look like freaks, and they charge a cover of $10 or $15. This city isn't a big city, so how can they charge so much for such an unappealing dive? The service really sucks. Drinks are way overpriced in an 8 oz cup. What kind of service is that? The drinks aren't even that good, and when you get a bottle of beer, it's not even cold. I just moved here, and people said this was the place to be, but I don't see anything special about it. It's too crowded and smells awful, like a sewer plant—a shithole without a toilet. Every time I try to get a drink, the bartenders look cracked out or drunk. Several times I got a drink that wasn't even what I ordered. I can't believe the owners don't care. I think it's very dangerous when it gets crowded; don't count on security to help you—they'll beat you up because you're gay, they don't care. It's hard to believe they can run a place like this. I won't go there anymore. I've been to better places. Thank God for choices. I will never go back. I hope this sleazy, cheesy bar closes soon.

A visitor · Over a year ago

Frequently Asked Questions

Does Effex Nightclub have a cover charge? +

Yes, most nights there is a cover charge of $10-$15.

What nights is Effex open? +

Effex is open Thursday, Friday, and Saturday from 9pm to 2am (overnight).

Does Effex serve food? +

Yes, they have a kitchen menu with American bar food.

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