
Glorious Health Club and Art Gallery (Closed Temporarily)
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About
The crowd here is a mixed bag, with some guys sitting around smoking and others exploring dark areas. Glorious Health Club and Art Gallery in Washington, DC operates 24 hours a day, so you can come and go on your own schedule. The space also includes an outdoor rooftop patio with barbecue grills, which is a rare amenity among bathhouses.
A few practical things to know: the air conditioning has been reported as weak in summer, and some rooms have broken TVs. Reviews mention occasional theft, so keep valuables secured. You pay a flat fee and get 12 hours of access before needing to pay again.
Features
- ✓Open 24 hours, 7 days a week
- ✓Rooftop patio with barbecue grills
- ✓Free wifi available on site
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Practical
What people say
Rated from 10 reviews. 28 community ratings. View this venue on Yelp
From the community
I see what they're going for, but it was a complete waste of time. The layout is terrible, I was the only person naked, and there were lots of guys just sitting around smoking and doing nothing. Also, it's filthy.
A visitor · 1 year ago
My friend and I went a while back and it was amazing! We'll definitely return. There were cute guys, the place was filthy in a good way, and we had a great time.
A guest · Over a year ago
I absolutely loved it here. It's pretty dirty, but that's exactly my style. Beautiful. Bring your own supplies, though essentials are provided. The staff were friendly and it was relaxing. Woof.
A recent visitor · Over a year ago
This place is disgusting. During the summer the air conditioning is terrible, so you'll be sweating profusely in an unpleasant way. The rooms are incredibly dirty, and many have broken televisions. You can find plenty of men on certain nights, but over half are looking for drugs or money. The warnings about dark spaces are serious, as stealing phones and cash is common.
A local visitor · Over a year ago
“GLORIOUS is the Correct Word.”
It was incredibly crowded. Even at 6am I kept meeting new people to explore with. Entry was only eleven dollars, and I had over 13 hours before needing to pay again. I ended up paying again because I didn't realize the 12-hour limit. I was in heaven because there's nothing like this in Pittsburgh. When I wanted to smoke, I was told by parking lot security to use the rooftop instead of the lot, presumably to prevent car break-ins. The rooftop was cool, with three barbeque grills. I had plenty of meat. Good music, good lighting, and interesting dark areas—I actually preferred the hidden spots over the gloryholes. I'll be back soon with friends.
A visitor · Over a year ago
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Glorious Health Club open 24 hours? +
Yes, it operates 24 hours a day.
What amenities are confirmed? +
Free wifi is available. The space also has an outdoor rooftop patio with barbecue grills.
Is The Crew Club nearby? +
Yes, The Crew Club is another venue in Washington, DC. We don't have further details on their relationship.