Hamburger Mary's Long Beach nightclub

“T Girl Nights!\”

I really enjoy going to Hamburger Mary's on Tuesday nights for T girl nights, it's always a fantastic time.

A visitor · Over a year ago

“Impressive - even on a Tuesday”

Visited T-girl Tuesday in late August 2016. The crowd was impressive for any night, especially for a Tuesday. Staff were friendly and attentive. One staff member did a great job ensuring everyone had fun. The crowd seemed different, though—conversations were very brief, about a minute each, making it hard to connect with anyone. The DJ was great for the dance party.

A guest · Over a year ago

“good place for t girl”

If you want to hook up, this is the place to go.

A recent visitor · Over a year ago

“How about a good cleaning and new bar staff”

Had lunch here on a sunny Friday and sat on the patio. The salad was good, but the margarita was just okay. Service was decent. I noticed the place was a bit unkept. Went back that night for the 'Soaked' show. When I arrived, the drag show was dragging on. A female bartender got me a beer, and I hung around, then moved to the other end of the bar near the stage. The male bartender there completely ignored me but had plenty of time for his friends. I don't know when the 'Soaked' show started; I left because it didn't seem like things would improve.

A local visitor · Over a year ago

“Staff is the worst - Place is trashed”

This is the second or third owner to call it H. Mary's. I've personally caught bartenders picking up my change from the bar while I was sitting there, claiming they thought the $18 was their tip—that's stealing, in my book. The food, when it arrives correctly, is bad at best. Drink prices are the highest in town, comparable to a high-end hotel. The place is a dirty dump, and the restrooms are never clean, even in the afternoon. Stay away, or at least grab your change before they do.

A visitor · Over a year ago